Shit on a Plate

Today I was offered Shit on a Plate. We got an offer on our house yesterday.  Another lowball offer.  My ex replied "only if it's an As-Is sale" to which the realtor replied Yes, it is AS-IS.  Today, when I went to sign the papers, I noticed there were inspection contingencies - a lot of … Continue reading Shit on a Plate

Will You Help Me?

I've had a really hard day/week, so forgive me if this is scattered. Imagine this: You are drowning.  It is obvious you are drowning.  Everyone knows this. Someone offers to throw you a buoy.  You accept. You say "go ahead - throw me the red buoy" They say "wait - what size buoy?  why the … Continue reading Will You Help Me?