Please Don’t Call Me

I hate talking on the phone.   Not a mild dislike, but an intense loathing.  It really upsets people, especially those over the age of 30.  I was recently told I was harder to reach by phone then Donald Trump, to which I TEXTED "are you sure I'm not really him?  Have  you ever seen … Continue reading Please Don’t Call Me

A Bull In The China Shop

I grew up being told I was like a bull in a china shop. I had trouble reconciling this. I was able to do great things on the balance beam at school, I never seemed to break things in other people’s homes, and I was generally competent when trying new physical endeavors. Most times I … Continue reading A Bull In The China Shop